May. 12, 2013 @ 10:04 AM _
This has never been something I’ve understood, but I’m giving it a shot anyway. New horizons and all. I hope it’s alright. It’s the tamest, fluffiest thing I’ve written so far.
Warnings: mpreg, pregnancy, crying, possible abuse, possible incest (not related to the abuse), ambiguous parentage
May. 5, 2013 @ 6:30 AM _
I really need to cool it on the hair-pulling.
Also I don’t know how to tag this pairing. I wish there was a list of generally-accepted ship names.
Warnings: D/s, intoxication, hairpulling, asphyxiation, orgasm denial, insults, topping from the bottom
Apr. 20, 2013 @ 4:09 PM _
I was going to wait till tomorrow to write this, but then I realized 4/20. This was a lot of fun to write. I’ve kind of tried to stay away from second person, but I think it works well for this.
Please note: I have never and probably never will use marijuana, so the depiction is likely to be somewhat inaccurate.
Warnings: marijuana use, paranoia, fisting, gunplay, dubcon? cause intoxication????, outdoor sex
When you look out the window and feel your mouth hanging open, gaping stupidly at the sheer amount of lush, verdant, jungle, and at the man waiting for you on the tarmac, it hits you. Hotboxing the airplane bathroom had been a really, really bad idea. You’re way too high. You were nervous so you smoked a couple bowls and then a couple more and then one more because you were really, really nervous, and now you are way, way too high.
Apr. 7, 2013 @ 12:55 PM _
Man you love to make me torture Alpha Dave. Poor guy just wants to make movies.
Edit: made the screenplay format work with tumblr’s auto-paragraphs
Warnings: mind control, dubcon, masturbation, fingering, incest, voodoo?, dark magic???, guilt
Mar. 30, 2013 @ 12:01 PM _
Always need more Dad/Bro, always. I wanted to get a drabble out sooner, but I was traveling last weekend. If you look closely at all my fills, you will probably notice that I’m way into blowjobs and hair-pulling. I really hate how my productivity has slowed, but I’m a busy person, unfortunately.
Warnings: petplay, spanking, humiliation, oral sex, frotting, hair-pulling, breathplay, the very slightest hint of dub-con
Mar. 17, 2013 @ 2:08 PM _
Happy, uh, smunday? Well, anyway, here is this. I feel like I should have done something that focused a little more on actual food, but icing is such a classic.
Warnings: incest, oral sex, foodplay, fantasizing, dubcon???, not really
Mar. 10, 2013 @ 11:00 AM _
I was writing this in a coffee shop and I had to go home because all the sites about fucking machines were blocked on the wifi, what sort of world are we living in?
This is the machine Dave is locked into: (NSFW AT ALL)
Warnings: orgasm denial, dildos, anal play, fucking machine, oral sex, Bro being mean
Mar. 2, 2013 @ 10:00 AM _
Finally took care of the first prompt I got. Sorry it took so long, it was awhile until I figured out how to do this the way I wanted. I might have cheated a little, since I had Lil Hal describing a hypothetical body. This one’s kinda weird and kinda sappy, but I hope succeeded on some level and didn’t write something ignorantly offensive. Also I somehow managed to write a Davesprite fic without referring to his wings.
Warnings: sexual frustration, genitaless bisexual Davesprite, cybering, dirtytalk, hermaphrodism, oral sex, fingering, tailfucking, humiliation, emotional masochism, namecalling
Feb. 24, 2013 @ 6:59 AM _
Oh hey, it’s my super secret kink that I’m super ashamed of! Welp, guess everyone knows now.
Warnings: shota, stuffing, chubby Dirk, oral sex, little bit of name-calling, mentions of past abuse
Feb. 16, 2013 @ 12:01 PM _
God I hope I did this right. I found out smegma also refers to the natural lubricant around the head of the penis, not just the flakes of dick cheese that come with irregular cleaning, like I had thought. But whenever I looked up smegma worship there was an emphasis on smelly, cheesy cocks. So…yeah. This one might be a little gross, though I didn’t go into nearly as much detail as I could have.
Warnings: Smegma, sweat, musk, oral sex, name calling, tiny bit of humiliation, uncircumcised, unclean dick