May. 22, 2012 @ 2:04 PM _
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The annual Homestuck Shipping Olympics will begin shortly!
The HSO is an event that brings fans together to create awesome stuff and hang out with new people. You can find out more by reading the Info Post and FAQ.
Unfortunately, team sign-ups are closed for this year; sign-ups for Team English will open on May 26, 11:59PM EDT.
And it begins, my beautiful team.
Make sure to reblog this post or make your own and comment here with the link so we can rake in ALL the points.
May. 20, 2012 @ 9:55 AM _
~KATSUNI’S REVENGE OF THE SEA RABBIT VIBRATOR GIVEAWAY~
Because that’s the classy kind of cat I am.
Sexy rules:
- One like + one reblog, that’s it, and no extra sideblogs
- You have to be cool with giving me your address
- Have an open ask box
- Be 18, seriously, you better be 18
- You have 24 hours to respond to my ask, after that, I pick another winner!
- Contest ends MAY 25th, 8 PM CST.
Note: if you follow me, be forewarned I am largely a Homestuck blog.
i never do these, i just really want that awesome dildo/vibrator.
Apr. 28, 2012 @ 4:04 PM _
okay just
alright
semi-long post about shipping egbertcest and hating stridercest ha ha life
I’ve seen stuff about this a lot lately, and it sort of irks me. Yes, technically the Egberts are brothers and the Striders are father and son. However, because neither of these relationships involve a risk of genetic mutation in reproduction, almost all of the consequences lie in psychological/emotional trauma. Dave and Bro lived as brothers while John and Dad lived as son and father. Biology doesn’t enter into it, in my opinion. It’s all about the relationships that are established and how it affects the minds of the participants.
That said, I can’t really judge which is “worse” as I like both pairings. I try not to let “popularity” of a ship affect my enjoyment of it. I like what I like, the end. Every ship has some great stuff and some not great stuff. It’s kind of lame to just blanket-judge a pairing because of its popularity or non-popularity. I don’t think it needs to be a contest. If you can’t enjoy something you like because it became “too popular” then I kind of feel bad for you.
(Source: marshmallowdreamtits)
Apr. 20, 2012 @ 7:30 PM _
Apr. 8, 2012 @ 5:32 PM _
This was kind of awful, but I had fun trolling this rather sub-par john.
▲: I am phsycojohn…. and to me, killing isFUN
▲: And dave was spectactular BAHAHAHAHAA
▼: That was literally the worst introduction I’ve ever heard.
▼: Like could you BE anymore obvious?
▼: Your attempts to unnerve me are sad and futile.
Also, this was one of my first attempts at using Dirk’s quirk for Bro. Still getting used to it.
Apr. 4, 2012 @ 9:03 AM _
this was good. i got distracted for a bit and i think they got impatient and left though. sorry dawg. also i played dave for once.
Apr. 1, 2012 @ 5:47 AM _
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oh is this how we’re doing things now? is this how i should commence roleplays?
Mar. 24, 2012 @ 12:00 PM _
God, I wrote this like, a fucking year ago and am just now getting around to editing and reposting it. There was so much shit to fix and there’s so much shit yet to fix. I also want to write one more chapter with full on boning, but I’m not sure how likely that is to happen in all honesty. It’s posted on AO3 because I wanted to embed the music. Hopefully that works out. Anyway, enjoy!
Title: Broadcaste System
Pairing: Dave/ Tavros
Rating: These Chapters: PG-13 for mild potty-mouth, Overall: NC-17 for cocks everywhere.
Warnings: These Chapters: the word “shit,” what might be construed as bullying, excessive lisping.
Summary: Tavros is hired as the early morning station assistant for his college’s radio station, KSBRB, working under the mysterious DJ Stridenasty. Sparks and CD cases will fly.
Mar. 24, 2012 @ 10:12 AM _
Anonymous asked: can you write a fill with bro grinding up against dave and daves just so fucking turned on he comes on his pants? :o
Straight Psyche
He’s so solid, so hard and big up against you. You can barely breathe. You hardly want to except that it might help you be more aware of what’s going on. All you know is that you’re between a wall and a rock hard place and you love it.
Bro is breathing into your ear, murmuring things you can’t even begin to acknowledge because they’re just so filthy and welcome. All you can do is gasp at the general sound of his voice, his hot breath, the feel of his jeans pressed against yours and the stiffness underneath.
Your mind is racing and yet sluggish, coated and dripping with his overwhelming presence. Fuck, did he just say he’s going to fuck you? Holy shit the idea alone has you speeding unstoppably towards your peak and oh shit oh no oh- oh FUCK.
“Fuck.” you hiss out, your body tensing against his, your nails digging into his broad and muscular shoulders. You feel a warm wetness spreading on the inside of your boxers as your whole body starts to go limp.
As you start to drift back into awareness you realize He’s stopped talking, stopped moving. You open your eyes and realize he’s pulled back a bit, just staring at you.
“Did you just…?” He asks, and you can feel your face heating up, prickling as the blush blossoms on your skin. The corner of his mouth lifts in a tiny smirk.
“Uh…” you start, but have no fucking idea what to say.
“Tch,” He pushes away from the wall and you, one last press of his hard cock against your softening one. He ruffles your hair and before you can apologize he’s gone, and you slide down the wall, now devoid of support, shame and humiliation creeping in to replace the lust.
